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Pretty much any time I say "age of enlightenment" I'm thinking of Swingers.
| WAITRESS: Are you ready to order? MIKE: Coffee... (points to Trent, who nods) Two coffees. It says "Breakfast Any Time", right? WAITRESS: That's right. MIKE: I'll have "pancakes in the Age of Enlightenment". |
| TRENT: (genuinely) Nice, baby. MIKE: I should've said Renaissance, right? It went over her head. TRENT: Baby, you did fine. MIKE:(disgusted with himself) "Age of Enlightenment". Shit. Like some waitress in a Las Vegas coffee shop is going to get an obscure French philosophical reference. How demeaning. I may as well have just said "Let me jump your ignorant bones."... TRENT: ...Baby... MIKE: ... It's just, I thought "Renaissance" was too Excaliber, it's the wrong casino. She would've gotten it, though... |
| Mike tries to catch the attention of their waitress, who is passing with a huge platter containing a BREAKFAST BANQUET. MIKE: Excuse me. We're in a bit of a hurry. WAITRESS: Hang on, Voltaire. |
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