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You've selected ... Agent Zero? If that's correct, press one.
From the 'pool guy' episode of Seinfeld when Kramer gets a new phone number that is very close to the movie phone number. He decides to pretend to be the movie phone machine.
| KRAMER: Hewwo and welcome to Movie phone. If you know the name of the movie you'd like to see, press one. |
| GEORGE: Come on. Come on. |
| KRAMER: Using your touch-tone keypad, please enter the first three letters of the movie title, now. |
(George presses 3 keys)
| KRAMER: You've selected ... Agent Zero? If that's correct, press one. |
| GEORGE: What? |
| KRAMER: Ah, you've selected ... Brown-Eyed Girl? If this is correct, press one. |
(George looks baffled)
| KRAMER: Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you've selected. |
| GEORGE: Chunnel? |
| KRAMER: To find the theater nearest you, please enter your five digit zip-code, now. |
(George enters his zip-code)
| KRAMER: Why don't you just tell me where you want to see the movie? |
| GEORGE: Lowes Paragon, 84th and Broadway. |
| KRAMER: (picks up paper) Chunnel, is playing at the Paragon 84th Street cinema in the main theater at 9:30 PM. |
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