You might not know it to look at me, but I can run really, really fast.
This is from the Seinfeld strike episode when Jerry is flirting with a woman at a party and Elaine is trying to aviod talking to the denim vest.
| ELAINE: Oh.. (sees a guy looking at her) I got denim vest checking me out. (laughs) Fake phone number's coming out tonight. JERRY: You have a standard fake? ELAINE: Mm-hmm. JERRY: (Notices an attractive woman walking by, starts to follow her) That's neat. ELAINE: (Holds onto Jerry's arm) No, please! Denim vest! He's smoothing it! Jerry! God! (Jerry excapes Elaine's grasp, moves over to the woman. The man wearing a denim vest moves over to Elaine.) DENIM VEST: Hi! (Scene cuts to Jerry talking to the woman) JERRY: Hi, I'm Jerry. WOMAN: Hi. JERRY: You might not know it to look at me, but I can run really, really fast. (Scene cuts to Elaine) ELAINE: Nice vest. I like the.. big metal buttons DENIM VEST: They're snaps. Listen, maybe we should, uh, go out some time? ELAINE: Why don't I give you my phone number? |
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