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Rules for Life

Page history last edited by Dee S Nutts 3 yrs ago

Rule # 1:

If you want a Subway sandwich you have to go to the Subway store. It is seriously not cool to send one person from your office with a scrap of paper with ten or eleven sandwich requests scribbled on it. One body, one sandwich. Got it?

 

Rule #2:

Ok, lets say you're the only cashier at the store. There is a line of oh, ten people, growing increasingly more impatient. You are NOT allowed to make comments to whoever you're checking out. Things like:

"oh, this is cute"

"only 5 dollars? that is a good deal"

"do you want this in another bag?"

"let me see if there is another on in back"

I swear, she did this for every customer. Well, every customer but me; I gave her three words "Hi" "No" and "Credit". Do you not understand that this is my lunch break? I'm standing in line at 12:30 on a weekday and I look pissed off. There's your hint. Take it and run. Before I find something to bludgeon you with.

 

 

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