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No woods. I love the van. I'm a van guy.
This is from the junk mail Seinfeld episode when Jerry is sposed to get a new car for doing a show. His childhood friend Frankie, who is known to dig holes in the woods when upset, instead arranges for a van. Jerry breaks down and takes the van to avoid setting Frankie off.
| Frankie, in the van with Jerry: "Nice captain's chairs, huh?" |
| Jerry: "Aye, aye." |
| Frankie: "Oh, there's a spot. Just back up." |
| Large-vehicle reverse beeping starts |
| Jerry: "Hold on. There must be a truck backing up." |
| Frankie: "No, that's us." |
| Jerry: "Great. You know, Frankie, I was wondering. What if I decided that it's silly to drive a van, because, you know, I live in New York City. Is there maybe some way I could exchange it?" |
| Frankie: "You don't like the van?" |
| Jerry: "No, no, no. Just hypothetically." |
| Frankie: "I gotta go to the park." |
| Jerry: "No! No, you don't! No woods. I love the van. I'm a van guy." |
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